How to kill Anita DED in two tweets: A letter to Crystal and Kimmy.

Dear Crystal and Kimmy,

Hello you gorgeous ladies. It seems you are women of many skills because on Saturday you killed me DED in just two tweets which is pretty impressive.

crystalchappell : @kimmyt22 we need a part for @bidforvenice. whatcha think?
2:57 AM Jan 24th from TweetDeck

KimmyT22 : RT @crystalchappell: @kimmyt22 we need a part for @bidforvenice. whatcha think? i think she is adorable...so..
2:59 AM Jan 24th from TweetDeck

All I can say is that I am so grateful Team UK was there to resuscitate me. Please excuse my perhaps less than eloquent reply (you know, the FUCK ME YES! OMG OMG OMG) I was somewhat overwhelmed. I have since regained some measure of composure and would like to discuss with you what you would require to make your twitmusings a resounding yes. Shall I run around Buckingham Palace in Venice panties and t-shirt or would something less dramatic suffice?

If you are unsure what sort of part to give me here are a few suggestions care of some fellow tweeters:

- Spurned lover for Lesli Kay’s character Tracy. A good stalking always spices things up.

- The younger lover for Tina Sloan’s character, Katherine, for that trip to Wimbledon.

- An ambitious interior designer who wants to become Gina’s disciple. Not in a stalkerish way, no, she just wants to be Gina and copy everything she does. It is after all the sincerest form of flattery. The fact that she may or may not spend hours staring at Gina’s photo is purely for professional purposes. Honest.

- Ani’s assistant. Tracy's Assistant. Michele's Assistant (for sure she'd need an assistant!). Assisting is good. :)

- Any other role at all. Just being on set would be WIN!

Please note: I am happy to have a crush or any of the Venice characters if required and I can also play straight so that includes Owen. Just sayin’.

I’m assuming you’ve seen my message to you on my website, as well as how to contact me, so please do!

Suffice to say that you made my birthday a memorable one, so a big THANK YOU. You certainly know how to make someone’s day! (see? Many skills…)

Love, love, love
Anita xoxo